Cucumbers, pickles, and Penis

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by BB (move over school!) on Thursday, 25-May-2006 12:35:53

There was a cucumber, a pickle and a penis.
They had a conversation & the cucumber said my life is shit.
When I get big, hard & juicy, they chop me up & toss me into a salad.
The pickle said well, when I get big, fat hard & juicy, they chop me up & toss me into vinegar.
The penis said when I get like that, they put a rubber tent over my head, stick me into a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and faint!

Post 2 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 25-May-2006 12:38:47

LOL, I've heard that one before, but I think it's pretty funny.

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 25-May-2006 18:55:29

LOL Bill. I haven't heard that one before. Funny.

Post 4 by Rune Knight (Ancient Demon - Darkness will always conquer Light!) on Thursday, 25-May-2006 19:01:57

lmfao!

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 25-May-2006 20:53:09

lmao!

Post 6 by frequency (the music man) on Friday, 26-May-2006 0:23:22

lol quite hilarious!

Post 7 by yankee g wolverine (Account disabled) on Friday, 26-May-2006 15:44:33

lmfao bill!

Post 8 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Saturday, 27-May-2006 22:17:39

I wish I can find more jokes like that
lol!!